I need, to preface this Post with two statements.
1. I have an ex-wife who would, and may actually have had, Marianne Gingrich for breakfast...when she wasn't even hungry...either on a dare, or...because maybe Mrs. Gingrich inadvertently parked her car in a space which my ex-wife was convinced God had put on the earth exclusively for her.
Either way, Newt, you classless, clueless, arrogant, fat, bastard, piece of shit who doesn't deserve to breath the air of the world's decent beings...you DO NOT have the market cornered, on spouses that walk around with a bad attitude or shitty outlook on the, universe.
2. In the context of your marriages...EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM...you were the running dog jackal who dropped your slop in the shark tank of not just anything that stood still long enough for you to find your love muscle using an electron microscope...but also...any woman you thought was imprrssive enough in some form or fashion to allow you to rip and run in the only devious, deceitful, and still ego-maniacal way in which you knew how...while her class, elegance, and presentation operated as a cover for your never-ending bevy of bullshit.
Honest to the God you pretend to know at least once every for years, you steaming pile of monkey shit...how ANYONE IN THE BIBLE BELT COULD APPLAUD YOUR UNBELIEVABLY GROTESQUE DISPLAY LAST EVENING...is as much a testament to the validity of EVERY IN-BRED BUBBA BANGING HIS MOM & SISTER STORY ever told...as it is to the fact that you can ONLY be the Ghost of P.T. Fucking Barnum, Past, Present, Future...and Fucking INFINITY!
In one sense, even an intellectual person who keeps Humble Pie in the warming drawer daily...has to admire your ability to hypnotize people who can't even keep the sound on their television sets while you ramble on incessantly, and aren't even in the same state. I mean...how the Hell do you pull that off? And, are you so incredibly bent on NOT using even so much as a single talent FOR GOOD...that you will lie, cheat or steal...even in connection with the most meaningless of matters?
Let's re-trace some steps here, you INSIGNIFICANT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS HOUSE OF CARDS.
YOU, YOURSELF...are a bastard child. Your teenage whore of a mother committed, if you believe the Catholic claptrap which you say you do...sins which you are still paying for.
Your 1st wife...was your high school math teacher. My guess is, that since you're "an historian"...that perhaps what you got from her...was an "A" in geometry that wasn't happening any other way. Let's not even address the whole "banging the teacher" issue now...other to say that your mother clearly was a true influence on you.
But, what happened when you didn't need a good grade in a math class to stay eligible for the Varsity Jerkoff Team...
Exit, Mrs. Gingrich, the First. Oh...and, to exit the woman who you professed eternal love for...you sent her packing immediately after cancer surgery...AND OF COURSE...while you were taking multiple sets of flapping labia on daily test drives...while yet married.
Correct me, if I'm wrong, Shitbox...but...this wife #1, would also be the wife that one of your many EX, BEST FRIENDS (and assholes always have a shitload of them, too)...told people that YOU SAID...you were getting rid of, "BECAUSE SHE WASN'T PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE A FIRST LAST.
NOTE TO ASSHOLE:
You're not pretty enough to be THE FIRST FAT FUCK THROWN INTO THE WOOD CHIPPER.
So, what do we know?
Your mom is a whore. You screwed your math teacher. You married your math teacher. You cheated on your math teacher-wife. And, when you realized your math teacher-wife wasn't pretty, enough to ber a First Lady...you, as the remarkable Southern Baptist that you claimed to be then...summarily dispatched Mrs. Gingrich the First...and made sure that court records associated with the repeated proceedings where you were identified as a deadbeat dad...LEFT THE COURTHOUSE...AND ENDED UP IN THE HOME OF A RETIRED CLERK...WHERE, IT TOOK BOTH MEDIAS AND LAWYERS, DECADES TO GAIN ACCESS TO.
On to Marianne.
Given what we know about your obvious genetic proclivities toward having the goal of banging ALL EIGHT BILLION RESIDENTS OF PLANET EARTH before you die...AND, that we' ve established that Marianne herself, aided you in your quest...WHILE YOU WERE STILL MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...
...AND...THAT WE KNOW CALISTA IS ALSO A HOME-WRECKING WHORE WHO WAS RIDING THE BALONEY PONY LONG BEFORE YOU CASHIERED WIFE #2...
...is it outrageous to conclude that a complete whore, such as yourself...would invite a woman you boned, while married to someone else...and who knew you were already spreading youre seed around faster that you could with crop-dusting aircraft...to join her in the conduct of an OPEN MARRIAGE?
FOR GOD's SAKE, YOU MARK OF THE BEAST SCUMBAG...EVERY MARRIAGE YOU HAVE HAD HAS BEEN OPEN.
AND, IF LARRY FLYNT WILL FOOT THE BILL, I WILL PERSONALLY DEDICATE AS MUCH TIME AS IT TAKES TO LOCATE THE MEN, WOMEN, OR CLOVEN-HOOVED BEASTS YOU'RE ROUTINELY HAVING YOUR WAY WITH WHILE CALISTA IS ORALLY SERVICING THE CREDIT MANAGER AT TIFFANY'S FOR A NEW CHARM BRACELET.
...chastize John King, CNN, ABC,...
OR ANYONE...for YOUR FAILINGS...AND THEN RATTLE ON AND ON ABOUT PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!
Like I said before...I don't know if the worst part is that you spout this shit...you believe this shit..you've totally gotten over on the Bible Belt...that they are too ignorant too realize what you are...that they actually get to vote...or...
ALL OF IT!
I'd wonder how you sleep at night. But, I already know the answer.
You sleep like the whore you came from, the whore you are, and the whore you will forever be...
...and whores, sleep just fine...
...anywhere at all.