Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Quickies For a Wednesday Morning

You have GOT to love it when "old" people, who are trying not to appear "old"...offer up an analogy which they think makes them sound "not old"...but ends up revealing just hour "OLD" they really are.

Sarah Palin...in characterizing the 2012 performance of Newt Gingrich in the most recent republican debate...suggested that Newt, "came out like Smokin' Joe Frazier".

Earth to Sarah Palin...

Joe Frazier is A) DECEASED, and B) not someone who has "Smoked" ANYBODY...in 36 YEARS!

PS...The last time Joe Frazier DID smoke anybody...YOU were 11 years old. And, unless you were already in your "Dark Fantasy Phase"...probably had no idea who Joe Frazier was...or, why he was smokin' anything.

PPS...MOST OF THE PEOPLE YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS WITH YOUR YOUTH...COULDN'T PICK JOE FRAZIER OUT OF A LINEUP IF HE LITERALLY WAS "SMOKIN'".

PPPS...Thank you for pseudo-endorsing the fat lizard...within days of telling the world that Todd was NOT speaking for you...WHEN HE ENDORSED "Boy Blunder".

Goodnight, Gracie!

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