Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Yet Another Collection of Short Stories

Sarah Palin doesn't "endorse" Newt.  Sarah Palin does, however suggest that she would vote for Newt in South Carolina..."if she could"...because she wants to see the primary continue.

TRANSLATION:

If you people hand the election over to Mitt too soon...how can I waltz in like the Diva you know I be...and save your day?

TRANSLATION:

Of course I can't endorse Willard...He's the Devil. Not could I endorse Tricky Ricky Sanitarium...God told me to take all of HIS supporters away. And, Newtie...well...he's just a fat lizard. Nobody loves him, anyway...Not even God.
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Andrew Kaczynski, of BuzzFeed outs the 2008McCain Opposition Research Bible, which the campaign had amassed on Mitt Romney. Serious KUDOS to Andrew.

QUESTION:

What is the real value of the Johnny McNuts endorsement NOW...since each and every one of the deep dark secrets, was 1) used by Insane McCain in 2008 TO DEFEAT "Mitt I Am"...and 2) will be plastered over everywhere by everybody, and be excepted on 8 million flyers which wil blanket the state between now and Saturday?

QUESTION:

Who, inside the Johnny McNuts camp, wanted soooooo much to derail the Romney Steamroller...that they would leak the TWO HUNDRED PAGE "Kill Will" Playbook?

ANSWER:

Ah...(Sarah "Glen Rice" Palin)?

Maybe.
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Given the virtual three-way divide in the republican party at the moment...all the White House needed to do to insure success in November...was:

"Don't shit the bed!"

Does anyone remember the name out the company Mitt Romney worked for? You know...the one that EVERYONE says doesn't care about anything but profit? Sent jobs overseas? Closed factories? Bankrupted businesses...and paid truck loads of cash to guys like, oh...MITT ROMNEY?

Ah...Bain Capital?

DING DING DING DING! GOOS ANSWER!

BREAKING NEWS!

President Obama names Jeffrey Zients as the new Acting Director of the White House Office of Management & Budget.

THIS JUST IN!

President Obama names Jeffrey Zients, FORMERLY OF BAIN CAPITAL, as the new Acting Director of the White House Office of Management & Budget.

HEARD THRU AN OPEN WHITE HOUSE WINDOW AT 3 A.M...

"Oh, Barrrrraaaaack! Get outta bed and wipe your butt, Honey. CARLA!! We're going to need a set of clean linens...a dozen scenes candles, and a case of FABREEZE!
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Three more shorts and a Feature Presentation on Wednesday.

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