Ordinarily, when a presidential campaign suggests that it has an announcement to make, which is so important that supporters have to register and receive a link via text message, just to join in these reindeer games...one could reasonably conclude that the message would invite and inspire.
I know that's what I thought, when Bernie Sanders told me he had something special in store for me last night
I have to admit I was even more excited when Bernie closed his equally unusual Sunday night press conference, by whisping his non-existent Snidley Whiplash-esque mustache and told the reporters, "We know who got the most votes... BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Of course, HE got the most votes. And, dammit, this pissed off elderly gentleman was no more than 3 seconds away from advising the entire press corps to, "GET OFF MY LAWN"...when Jane grabbed his arm and said, "C'mon inside, Bernie. The Man said not to say anything, just yet".
The BIG Meeting with the Wicked Shill of The East... Where, Bernie was supposed to lay some serious SHIT on her. You know, like bus' a Killer Mike -style cap in her ass. Get all up in her grill and shit. Go all Ray Rice on a Fool.
But...as has been the case in connection with MANY meetings where the projected outcome saw Mrs. Clinton's balls in a jar on someone's mantelpiece...
A funny thing happened on the way to operating table.
And... Bernie's, post-meeting, hurry up online streamed event ended up, confusing a few, pissing off a SHITLOAD...and leaving the rest of us shaking our heads.
By 5 minutes into the speech, my phone was ringing.
It started out being supporters who wanted to know what was special about a speech the entire world had heard 75 times before.
Then...it got to volunteers, and $27 people, who wanted me to confirm that "working with Secretary Clinton" didn't really mean "working with Secretary Clinton".
And, before I could get those folks off the phone... Four lines on two phones. Had a dozen people screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE...HE JUST FUCKED US!!!"...loud enough for Paul Wellstone to hear.
And, we all know that Paul Wellstone is dead...and that money & power murdered him.
After I chilled out about eleventy thousand, sixty-nine hundred people... I called some people who are, were, or might still be a part of the inner circle. Not necessarily the Keepers of The Royal Secrets... But, definitely residents of the Sanction Sanctorum.
These folks told me what it was, that what Bernie said, actually meant, and why everyone should be WAY JAZZED about the blistering fucking STANK that had its origin a tad bit beneath The Supreme Leader's dentures.
According to these peeps, "He's got her, just where he wants her".
And, the more I suggested that I found this extremely difficult to believe... The more forceful the protestations became.
I was given hints at campaign shakeups. Changes of authority. A changing of the guard. Massive hammers that would soon come to rest on the back of her campaign neck.
I was reminded of the massive fraud that was never discussed by Bernie, tonight... though it played the starring role, only four evenings ago..
I did however, stop the self-serving commentary, to note what I perceived to be the biggest change between the Bernie of Sunday night and the Bernie of Thursday night... reading off of his first teleprompter.
Sunday Bernie was angry.
Thursday 8:30 Bernie was upset.
Thursday 8:45 Bernie frustrated.
And, by Thursday 9:00, the Bernie who showed up...was DOWNRIGHT AFRAID.
Then, I stated to think...
They killed JFK.
They killed MLK.
They killed RFK.
They killed Paul Wellstone
All leaders of the movement now owned and operated by Bernie Sanders.
And, this time, the People's Champion wasn't just staring down big money, the military-industrial complex, or even the CIA...
He's trying to shit can the Clinton Dynasty for good.
Is it far fetched, to think that Orlando happened, so that more than the general public could be made to fear?
What WAS said during the Sanders - Clinton meeting...that NO ONE is willing to report?
Has Bernie capitulated? Or, IS THERE a Grand Master Plan that doesn't even need and indictment, to knock it outta the park.
THIS, I will tell you, my Friends.
If YOU BELIEVE that Bernie has been compromised...
If YOU BELIEVE he is about to destroy every ounce of credibility he has earned...
CALL BERNIE'S SENATE OFFICE NOW!
TELL BERNIE NOT TO BE AFRAID.
TELL BERNIE HE CANNOT CRUSH THE HOPES OF 12,000,000 PEOPLE EITHER BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN OFFERED A DEAL, OR THREATENED WITH EXTINCTION.
TELL BERNIE WE HAVE HIS BACK.
I say this, because I WILL TELL YOU... and I would not have before last night...
THERE ARE STILL THE SAME THREE PATHS TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR BERNIE...
And, one of them..I am absolutely responsible for creating. And, THAT PLAN, IF ADOPTED... WILL ELECT BERNIE SANDERS.
As of today, only Bernie can stop Bernie.
And if you saw what I saw, and heard what I heard...
Call Bernie's Senate Office, in DC...NOT THE CAMPAIGN OFFICE which is not answering the phone...and TELL BERNIE HE CANNOT GIVE UP,GIVE IN, OR ABANDON 12,000,000 AMERICANS...
NO MATTER WHAT THREATS HAVE BEEN MADE.